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For the guest-directed self, the third. I skipped the second one ‘cause it’s cold outside.

I feel like I cheated on this one, though: the instructions are to shower, but I took a bath. And while I’m looking into the camera, you can’t see it so well. What you can see, of course, is Pityriasis rosea. It’s a rash I contracted earlier this week somehow. It’s not contagious, but it will take a month or so to go away, and there’s nothing I can do about it. That big spot at the base of my ribs? That’s the “herald.” The first to appear, the warning sign.
So you see why I’m in taking baths on a Saturday night.